i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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