I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Randomize
