If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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