the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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