Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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