Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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