who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Say something about gay babies.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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