Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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