"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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