I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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