I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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