Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Randomize
