I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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