I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
My breasts were aching with rage.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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