You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize