sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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