so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
Randomize
