so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You made out with two different species that night
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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