Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
We had to coat check the pizza.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
Randomize
