Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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