That's intense
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
I smell like Dick and happiness
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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