So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
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