People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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