My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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