He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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