those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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