Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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