wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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