Tell her she can't have a vagina
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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