That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize