Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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