worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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