She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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