Swine flu. Run for my life!
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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