my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Dear god my vagina.
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