Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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