What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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