normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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