That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Randomize
