At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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