u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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