Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
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