He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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