Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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