my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
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