i don't like sucking hair
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
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