Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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