whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
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last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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