Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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