I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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