THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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