If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Randomize
