these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
I look better un-naked...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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