Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
only you would photoshop your dick
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
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